Top Ten Disturbing Computer Error Messages

1) Keyboard not responding -- press any key to continue

2) An error occurred, because an unexpected error occurred

3) An error occurred while displaying the previous error

4) No can do -- consult your nearest nerd

6) Non Ducor Duco -- Sic Semper Tyrannis -- Igne Natura Renovatur Integra -- Οι υπολογιστές είναι άχρηστοι, μόνο απαντήσεις μπορούν να δώσουν

6) Internet is down -- no one hears your screams

7) A Bug has been detected in your system -- it has 6 legs -- probably a spider.

8) You have not received an error message recently -- this is a non-error message to let you know we remain vigilant of your intellectual aptitude and overall computer prowess -- Press F8 to continue

9) ERASE ALL -- finished

10) Missile launched

Computer viruses say something about human nature -- human beings are a highly imperfect form of life that can be purposely destructive of others, simply for their own amusement

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Quote for the Day -- “Computers are like Old Testament gods -- lots of rules and no mercy.” Joseph Campbell

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Bret Burquest is the author of 11 books. He lives in the Ozark Mountains with a few dogs and where cyber friends are at a safe distance, far away.

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