Saturday, December 14, 2013

Quote Quiz #3

1) "Don't be afraid to see what you see."
A) John Wayne
B) Tonto
C) Ronald Reagan
D) Aristotle
E) Jennifer Lopez

2) "Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another."
A) Buddha
B) Madonna
C) Billy Bob Thornton
D) Dennis Rodman
E) Madame Blavatsky

3) "Logic will get you from A to Z -- imagination will get you everywhere."
A) Jonathon Winters
B) Norman Rockwell
C) Frank Lloyd Wright
D) Stephen Spielberg
E) Albert Einstein

4) "The first actor I ever saw was the Lone Ranger -- I thought, that's what I want to do."
A) Michael Caine
B) Clayton Moore
C) Meryl Streep
D) Dustin Hoffman
E) Steve Forbes

5) "Everything you can imagine is real."
A) Batman
B) Pablo Picasso
C) Joe Biden
D) Friedrich Nietzsche
E) Carl Sagan

6) "I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
A) Woody Allen
B) Sigmund Freud
C) Ellen Degeneres
D) Gypsy Rose Lee
E) Dean Martin

7) "The more I see, the less I know for sure."
A) Rodney Dangerfield
B) John Glenn
C) Carlos Castaneda
D) Jay Leno
E) John Lennon

8) "You can have it all -- just not all at once."
A) Monty Python
B) Donald Trump
C) Oprah Winfrey
D) Bill Gates
E) Angelina Jolie

9) "I'll try everything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
A) Mae West
B) Bill Belichick
C) Tiger Woods
D) Rudolph Wanderone
E) Annie Oakley

10) "People seldom do what they believe in -- they do what is convenient, then repent."
A) Bob Dylan
B) Billy Graham
C) Barbara Walters
D) Dog the Bounty hunter
E) Yoko Ono

11) "The only escape from the miseries of life is music and cats."
A) Mick Jagger
B) Bob Marley
C) Grace Slick
D) Albert Schweitzer
E) Catwoman

12) "It doesn't matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop."
A) Donald Trump
B) Richard Nixon
C) Bob Barker
D) Jane Fonda
E) Confucius

13) " Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
A) David Letterman
B) Hunter S. Thompson
C) Brad Pitt
D) Lindsey Lohan
E) Mel Gibson

14) "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."
A) Marilyn Monroe
B) Lao Tzu
C) Benjamin Franklin
D) Mark Twain
E) Depak Chopra

15) "No one here gets out alive."
A) Chester A. Arthur
B) Jim Morrison
C) Conan O'Brien
D) Clint Eastwood
E) Amelia Earhart

16) "What Washington needs is adult supervision."
A) Erma Bombeck
B) George W. Bush
C) Wolf Blitzer
D) Charles Krauthammer
E) Barack Obama

17) "Words build bridges into unexplored regions."
A) Adolph Hitler
B) Thomas Jefferson
C) Davy Crockett
D) Stephen King
E) Herman Melville

18) "You never really learn much from hearing yourself speak."
A) Harry Reid
B) Winston Churchill
C) Carrot Top
D) George Clooney
E) George Washington

19) "Everything that happens in America happens in New York."
A) Fiorello H. Laguardia
B) Frank Sinatra
C) John Gotti
D) Hillary Clinton
E) Rudy Giuliani

20) "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
A) Chris Matthews
B) Whoopi Goldberg
C) The Joker
D) Richard Nixon
E) Abraham Lincoln

ANSWERS: 1-C, 2-B, 3-E, 4-A, 5-B, 6-A, 7-E, 8-C, 9-A, 10-A, 11-D, 12-E, 13-B, 14-A, 15-B, 16-E, 17-A, 18-D, 19-D, 20-E

20 -- Highly unlikely
16-19 -- Get a life
11-15 -- Not bad
5-10 -- Okay
1-4 -- Pinhead
zero -- Highly unlikely

Quote for the Day -- "Questions that will free you might have answers that will imprison you again." Nema Al-Araby

Bret Burquest is the author of 9 books. He lives in the Ozark Mountains with a dog named Buddy Lee and where the simplest questions are the most difficult to answer.

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