1) "Don't be afraid to see what you see."
A) John Wayne
B) Tonto
C) Ronald Reagan
D) Aristotle
E) Jennifer Lopez
2) "Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the
permission of another."
A) Buddha
B) Madonna
C) Billy Bob Thornton
D) Dennis Rodman
E) Madame Blavatsky
3) "Logic will get you from A to Z -- imagination will
get you everywhere."
A) Jonathon Winters
B) Norman Rockwell
C) Frank Lloyd Wright
D) Stephen Spielberg
E) Albert Einstein
4) "The first actor I ever saw was the Lone Ranger -- I
thought, that's what I want to do."
A) Michael Caine
B) Clayton Moore
C) Meryl Streep
D) Dustin Hoffman
E) Steve Forbes
5) "Everything you can imagine is real."
A) Batman
B) Pablo Picasso
C) Joe Biden
D) Friedrich Nietzsche
E) Carl Sagan
6) "I don't know the question, but sex is definitely
the answer."
A) Woody Allen
B) Sigmund Freud
C) Ellen Degeneres
D) Gypsy Rose Lee
E) Dean Martin
7) "The more I see, the less I know for sure."
A) Rodney Dangerfield
B) John Glenn
C) Carlos Castaneda
D) Jay Leno
E) John Lennon
8) "You can have it all -- just not all at once."
A) Monty Python
B) Donald Trump
C) Oprah Winfrey
D) Bill Gates
E) Angelina Jolie
9) "I'll try everything once, twice if I like it, three
times to make sure."
A) Mae West
B) Bill Belichick
C) Tiger Woods
D) Rudolph Wanderone
E) Annie Oakley
10) "People seldom do what they believe in -- they do
what is convenient, then repent."
A) Bob Dylan
B) Billy Graham
C) Barbara Walters
D) Dog the Bounty hunter
E) Yoko Ono
11) "The only escape from the miseries of life is music
and cats."
A) Mick Jagger
B) Bob Marley
C) Grace Slick
D) Albert Schweitzer
E) Catwoman
12) "It doesn't matter how slow you go as long as you
do not stop."
A) Donald Trump
B) Richard Nixon
C) Bob Barker
D) Jane Fonda
E) Confucius
13) "
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it
seriously."
A) David Letterman
B) Hunter S. Thompson
C) Brad Pitt
D) Lindsey Lohan
E) Mel Gibson
14) "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the
person you are."
A) Marilyn Monroe
B) Lao Tzu
C) Benjamin Franklin
D) Mark Twain
E) Depak Chopra
15) "No one here gets out alive."
A) Chester A. Arthur
B) Jim Morrison
C) Conan O'Brien
D) Clint Eastwood
E) Amelia Earhart
16) "What Washington needs is adult supervision."
A) Erma Bombeck
B) George W. Bush
C) Wolf Blitzer
D) Charles Krauthammer
E) Barack Obama
17) "Words build bridges into unexplored regions."
A) Adolph Hitler
B) Thomas Jefferson
C) Davy Crockett
D) Stephen King
E) Herman Melville
18) "You never really learn much from hearing yourself
speak."
A) Harry Reid
B) Winston Churchill
C) Carrot Top
D) George Clooney
E) George Washington
19) "Everything that happens in America happens in New
York."
A) Fiorello H. Laguardia
B) Frank Sinatra
C) John Gotti
D) Hillary Clinton
E) Rudy Giuliani
20) "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this
one?"
A) Chris Matthews
B) Whoopi Goldberg
C) The Joker
D) Richard Nixon
E) Abraham Lincoln
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ANSWERS: 1-C, 2-B, 3-E, 4-A, 5-B, 6-A, 7-E, 8-C, 9-A, 10-A,
11-D, 12-E, 13-B, 14-A, 15-B, 16-E, 17-A, 18-D, 19-D, 20-E
SCORES:
20 -- Highly unlikely
16-19 -- Get a life
11-15 -- Not bad
5-10 -- Okay
1-4 -- Pinhead
zero -- Highly unlikely
___________
Quote for the Day -- "Questions that will
free you might have answers that will imprison you again." Nema Al-Araby
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Bret Burquest is the author of 9 books. He lives
in the Ozark Mountains with a dog named Buddy Lee and where the simplest
questions are the most difficult to answer.
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